My newest comedic fantasy story, "Here be dragon clichés...", is now available in both ebook and paperback formats. The audiobook version will also be available shortly.
Harold and Malcolm aren't knights. Nor are they dragonslayers. But they do like to pretend that they are...
In
a series of misadventures the two half-brothers (and charlatans) find themselves trying
to live up to the stories that they've been telling about themselves.
Unfortunately that means trying to kill a real dragon, instead of just
pretending that they do.
When things go sideways with these two
ne'er-do-wells, as it usually does, can Harold and Malcolm find the
means (and the clichés) to stay alive and get the job done?
WARNING
- This story contains a lot of literary clichés... about dragons and
other fantasy tropes. There's so many clichés your head might explode.
The author takes zero responsibility for anyone whose head explodes. Or
anyone who dies from laughter. Or any other means of death which is both
hilarious and tragic. You've been warned!
CONTAINS MATURE HUMOUR.
